Things That Are Disgusting, Ranked

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 11/19/2014 at 01:57 • Filed to: gross, typhoid coco, sizzurp, the tussin, sick, nope

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Self-explanatory. I'll keep this to a top ten so it's not a billion items long.

10. Coolant

9. 99.99999999% of all casseroles (exception: King Ranch casserole; that's really just an exploded enchilada)

8. Turds, solid form

7. Broccoli

6. Turds, diarrhea form

5. Vomit

4. Open infected wounds

3. Miracle Whip

2. That coolant/oil milkshake that 944s make when they're really busted

1. Cough syrup

How robo-trippin' was/is? ever a thing, I'll never know.

I'm sick. It sucks. I have trouble breathing and I have an even worse time trying to cough down cough syrup.

All you kids who said Dimetapp was yummy back in the day: you're gross. All of you. I don't get it.

I even have the berry NyQuil and nope. Nope nope nope nope. NOPE.

Oontzoontzoontz > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 01:59

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Yuck. I hope you feel better soon.

I'm all about dat 'tussin, doe

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 02:10

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Just think, some dumb kids use cough syrup as a recreational drug.

Birddog > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 02:17

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Miracle Whip and Mayo in general are gross. It's whipped raw Egg!

Casseroles? You need to get the hell out of Texas more. Up here in the Heartland I can set you up with a Skirt Steak Casserole that would make your Momma cry with joy.

A fellow Opponaut posted a (hot toddy) Bourbon, Honey and Lemon sick recipe that you may want to try. It tastes a damn sight better than the typical cold crap.

Agrajag > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 02:17

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Honorable mention

They freakin' work though.

Stef Schrader > Birddog 11/19/2014 at 02:23

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Nope nope nope nope. FOOD TOUCHING. NOPE!

Mayonnaise is the nectar of the Gods. Miracle Whip is just vile in every conceivable way.

Stef Schrader > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/19/2014 at 02:24

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Do. Not. Understand. Ever.

Stef Schrader > Oontzoontzoontz 11/19/2014 at 02:26

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Thanks. I'm gonna fdklsafdm;f puffalump.

Love,

NyQuil

Birddog > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 02:34

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I won't argue that. I'm not a fan of either. There's no heat in Mayo or Whip so it doesn't belong in my fridge.

Sam > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 02:39

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Ever had Marmite/Vegemite? Most people think it's possibly the worst thing ever. I think it's fantastic.

McChiken116 - Patrick H. > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 02:51

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Casseroles are gross. Am Northerner, can confirm. Also, yeah, forget nyquil, just take some Advil and stuff and drink bourbon.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 02:51

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It tastes like a really cheap, shitty whiskey's inbred, jugallo cousin. Why would someone like that?

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 03:09

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I'd rather die coughing.

PS9 > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 07:07

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A list of disgusting things that does not include this is not valid.

shop-teacher > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/19/2014 at 07:40

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They're called young alcoholics. I went to high school with a guy who drank nyquil all day in school. Life did not turn out well for him.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 08:09

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-_-

Do not insult the mighty casserole, one of the Great Foods Humankind has created.

JEM > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 08:33

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Ingrown hairs should definitely be on that list.

I have one in a MOST uncomfortable place right now.

CalzoneGolem > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 09:03

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Tater tot casserole. Your argument is invalid!

Also, they make Nyquil in a capsule.

CalzoneGolem > Oontzoontzoontz 11/19/2014 at 09:04

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EL_ULY > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 09:04

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when draining hot gear oil from a diff....yuck!

Jack in the Box's Onion-Mayo is my fav. Even when I get a bfast croissant, I tell them to pack it in mayo...lots!!!!

Stef Schrader > EL_ULY 11/19/2014 at 09:25

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I almost mentioned gear oil, but really, the utter and complete pain in the balls associated with the 944 oil/coolant 'shake will make you vomit more.

Broccoli is also still way more gross. Gear oil just smells like musty farts. Broccoli IS a musty fart in veggie form.

Stef Schrader > Sam 11/19/2014 at 09:27

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Yeah, Vegemite's not gross. You do have to take it in a thin spread for it not to overpower stuff, but overall: not gross.

Stef Schrader > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/19/2014 at 09:27

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This is proof of humanity's fall from grace: the casserole.

There is food touching in a most uncomfortable way, and no, sir, I don't like it.

Stef Schrader > CalzoneGolem 11/19/2014 at 09:29

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That cheesy veneer of tots and cheese lulls you into such a false sense of security for the horrors which lie beneath, though. It's the ultimate troll. "Aw, sweet, cheese tot—OH MY GOSH NO."

EL_ULY > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 09:30

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oh I know buddy. Whether it's the light brown or strawberry milkshake tone, it is ultra vile!

Stef Schrader > PS9 11/19/2014 at 09:30

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This would probably make a good #11.

Still not in the same league of grossness as broccoli.

Stef Schrader > shop-teacher 11/19/2014 at 09:31

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twochevrons > Sam 11/19/2014 at 09:47

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So salty-good. Buttered toast with a light smear of Vegemite is the only acceptable non-cooked breakfast. Peanut butter and Vegemite is a strangely pleasant combination, too.

You know, it just occurred to me that in New Zealand, it is common to say that something is 'like Vegemite,' in a similar sense as the expression 'love it or hate it.' After three and a half years living in the US, it only just occurred to me that nobody would have a clue what I'm talking about here.

CalzoneGolem > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 09:47

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How do you feel about soup?

twochevrons > Agrajag 11/19/2014 at 09:48

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I can never bring myself to have those (or any cough drops). I'd rather just be miserable with a horrible throat than suck on one of those godawful things.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 10:23

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You have evidently never had a good casserole.

That or you're a heathen.

plainnottoasted > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 12:10

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Stef Schrader > CalzoneGolem 11/19/2014 at 13:15

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Some are good. Most are meh.

Stef Schrader > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 11/19/2014 at 13:16

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Nope. I have tastebuds and eyeballs. I prefer to do my digestion after food enters my body, thanks.

CalzoneGolem > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 13:17

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But the food is all touching!

Mattbob > Birddog 11/19/2014 at 13:35

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no, it's whipped oil for the most part.

Mattbob > CalzoneGolem 11/19/2014 at 13:41

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maybe the love of casseroles and soups are a northern thing.

Aaron James > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/19/2014 at 14:09

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When I was in basic training back in the 90's we had a kid that drank a whole bottle of cough syrup. He went nuts, stripped off all his clothes and jumped around on all fours screaming and barking. Next he climbed on top of a wall locker, curled up into a ball and would bark and swat at anyone who came near him to help. Best demonstration of why not to do cough syrup I've ever had.

CalzoneGolem > Mattbob 11/19/2014 at 14:22

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I'm pretty Northern for an American and I love soup and casserole so you might be on to something.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 19:23

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Broccoli: one of the few vegetables I tolerate

Dusty Ventures > JEM 11/19/2014 at 19:25

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I know that feel

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 11/19/2014 at 22:54

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Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader 11/19/2014 at 23:49

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Stef Schrader > Mattbob 11/20/2014 at 00:20

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I wish. Oh man, I wish. Southerners eat way too many of these things, per every family gathering ever.

Stef Schrader > CalzoneGolem 11/20/2014 at 00:21

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In soup, it's all cooked together to make a delicious whole. Casserole is just crap layered on top of other crap. Horrible.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 11/20/2014 at 00:36

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Nope, I'm right.

Mattbob > Stef Schrader 11/20/2014 at 07:38

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so its the food touching food that bothers you? Are you one of those people who don't let food touch on the plate? You never mix the mashed potatoes with the corn?

Mattbob > CalzoneGolem 11/20/2014 at 07:39

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Comfort foods for cold weather. I Love all of them. They also pack easily for lunches.

CalzoneGolem > Stef Schrader 11/20/2014 at 08:14

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You're a confusing lady. I'm glad I don't have to feed you.

Stef Schrader > Mattbob 11/22/2014 at 01:06

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Keep it separate. I want to taste my food as food, not as some nasty hot blended mess of mixed-up yuck.

Also, corn is gross unless it's an elote covered in mayonnaise, hot sauce and spices.

I don't trust food that poops out whole like kernels of corn do.